<disolve> why do they always kick me in the nuts when i come near? im not complaing it just hurts after awhile
<b00m3rD> perhaps i should list sum thing i'd rather than give u head...
<b00m3rD> #5 have plastic surgery to look like skot
<b00m3rD> #4 lick a stinky yeast infected pussy
<b00m3rD> #3 Wrestle naked in a pit of broken glass and lemon juice
<b00m3rD> #2 bait a crocodile with my manhood
<pernod> what about gargling hiv infested semen?
<b00m3rD> #1 handwash the towel that sk0t loads in every night looking at naked pics of jonathan taylor thomas
<ekay> b00mer: what if i shaved my ass? then
would you fuck me for 6 digits?
<b00m3rD> ekay: U'd have to wax!!
<ekay> ive seen alot of dick in my life
<b00m3rD> ekay: NO!!!!! I WILL NOT FUCK U IN THE ASS SO STOP ASKING!!!!
<cindirela> whatever ekay..i dont like you...
<cindirela> dont talk to me
<ranc1d> because, for the life of me, the thought of dennie's peckered asshole just makes me want to horf up my burrito.
<impious> Paige: write something on the process of pimping packet warriors :p
* ShdwKngh- can deep throat a 19 inch cock
<impious> hell nah! i got better shit to do than watch ircers fuck. like the cooking channel
<impious> or watching paint dry
<impious> sooz you need to invest in a vibrator or some shit
<Fall0uT-> i don't care if it's a guy or girl
<Fall0uT-> my dick doesn't sense male or female
<disolve> mike i did my bro jacked it like i jack off;)
<<phloppy> chikaboom: I wanted to walk my dog
nekkid in this heat today. but had to keep muh shorts on. I already have to pay over 1300 for 3 ticket
<impious> BUT LEO WAS SO CUTE, WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIEEE?!?!?!
<impious> leo is so cute
<impious> so are the backstreet boys
<ShdwKngh-> jdk looks soo fuckable right now
<ekay> ive got a nice piece of pussy on my desk...
<skOt> i interview
<skOt> ek checks emout
<skOt> then aj fuxs em
<skOt> then they goto teh doctroto git rid of ajs viruses :)
<ekay> i dont think puting an s on theend of the word virus is enuf to describe the amount of std's he has
<PureBred> yesterday i got drunk as hell and
started dancing with only boxers in front of everybody and they took pictures :(
<PureBred> they put dollar bills in my shorts :P
<jdk-> i mean shit, how could i work at hogi yogi, if a nigguh cant count
<jdk-> mutha fuck, id be putting 3 toppings when they want 2
<jdk-> that'd be straight FUCT up
<HotChai> and all the 714 boys are sterile, you know that right?
<ekay2> impious, if sooz is skinny and sandy is fat... fat gurls suck at giving good head
<impious> the only double penetration i did was fuck goshitru's mom up the ass while a gerbil ran up her cunt
<ekay1:#714> gift to me was
<t3rix> if a girl would push ahrd enough, maybe she could push her vagina out externally in the form of a penis
[14:08] <skell> nah
[14:08] <skell> i'd just packet
[14:08] *** Quits: t4ng (Ping timeout)
[14:08] <skell> oh wait
[14:08] <sexybitch> HAHA
[14:08] <adorable`> lol
[14:08] <skell> i dont packet
[14:09] <skell> but paige does
[14:12] <sexybitch> pendola, precum?
[14:12] * sexybitch wonders
[14:13] <pendola> no
[14:13] <pendola> you've been talking about this
[14:13] <pendola> for more than a minute
[14:13] <pendola> and thats all i'm good for
[14:15] <adorable`> if they'd make dildo's more realistic...and package spermies...we'd have no use for men ;/
[14:16] <adorable`> they should make dildo's that like you can microwave so they're warm
[14:16] <sexybitch> bahahhaha
[14:16] <adorable`> like the real thing
[14:16] <adorable`> microwavable dildo's
[14:16] <piskapett> hehhehe
[14:16] <sexybitch> HAHA
[14:16] * adorable` things about the patent
[14:16] <pendola> sexybitch: you'd get your shoe off and i'd be spent
[14:17] <piskapett> there is only one thing that a man can do ...
[14:17] <piskapett> that's go down
[14:17] <piskapett> but not many of them actually do
[14:17] <sexybitch> and
[14:17] <sexybitch> they don't do it well
[14:18] <sexybitch> much of the time ;)
[14:18] <adorable`> if i could be like those chicks on tv...double jointed n shit...id have no use for men...hell i'd never leave my house at that rate ;/
[14:18] <pendola> in all honesty
[14:18] <pendola> i think the problem with sex
[14:18] <pendola> is that most people dont communicate
[14:18] <pendola> YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TELL YOUR PARTNER WHAT YOU LIKE
[14:18] <adorable`> i can communicate fine
[14:18] <adorable`> uNf uNf
[14:18] <adorable`> ;)
[14:18] <sexybitch> pendola: guys do
[14:18] <piskapett> hehe
[14:18] <sexybitch> "suck my dick right now bitch"
[14:18] <sexybitch> see
[14:18] <sexybitch> communication =)
[14:18] <piskapett> i'm sure to tell them when they suck
[14:18] <adorable`> ya
[14:18] <piskapett> don't worry
[14:18] <adorable`> i do too ;)
[14:19] <piskapett> hehe best of lines
[14:19] <adorable`> and
[14:19] <piskapett> "you're done??"
[14:19] <sexybitch> this has turned into #guybashing
[14:19] <adorable`> dont come back ;)~
[14:19] <sexybitch> *grin*
[14:19] <adorable`> lol more like
[14:19] <piskapett> hehhe
[14:19] <adorable`> "you lasted two minutes hun...im impressed"
[14:19] <sexybitch> HAHA
[14:20] <piskapett> "i took my clothes off for that??"
[15:02] <pendola> adorable`: after ?
[15:02] <pendola> you want paige's sloppy 2nds again?
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