<Kain> I AM GAY
<Myrlin> I GOT A GIRL
<Myrlin> HER NAME IS MRS. FORLAMP
<zodiac-> Sparklez turns me on =[
<sociopath> since i'd fuck anything anyway.. beer goggles have no use for me.
<legacy> when i wanna see some nekkid guy with a small prick ill go look in mirror
<sociopath> if you need me i'll be wanking my cock to "Lezos with Toys" porn.
<[m1]> i hate standing in front of a stall and
pissing on the guy next to me
<[m1]> they usually dont take "sorry.. crooked" as an excuse
*** sventek changes topic to 'foreskin: do you wash it? do you chop it? do you love it? next on #fatkids'
<[m1]> dude im gonna get strips of electrical
tape, put them on my penis across the shaft and then sunbathe nude.
<[m1]> i figure in a few hours i should have a tiger striped penis
<dose> i saw a mexican cowboy driving a chevelle with a marijuana leaf on the back of his square dancing outfit
<wrong> sociopath has just about as much of a chance of getting sex from sara as m1 does of growing pubic hair in the next 3 minutes.
*** [m1] changes topic to 'every summer i paint my nuts blue with nailpolish and sing the smurfs theme '
<knox> <-- ahh ahhh i just dropped Unix Network Programming in my testicles
<legacy> i hope when im married my wife doesnt put her used wrapped up maxis on the bathroom counter
<knox> i made a glove gun for wet tampons
<knox> and .. well nevermind
<ybee> hrm, it may seem someone jacked my bottle
<knox> someone jacked off into your bottle of pills?
<knox> i dislike the taste of dog spew
<knox> fucek cant' efen type
<knox> fiucl off
<knox> fuck optff:P)
<djk> someone stole our community bottle of KY. i'm pissed at the world.
<jcd> you think these chicks would learn that when they stick dildos in their butts, someone is going to take a picture.
<[m1]-> just once i think i want to put my unit between a hotdog bun
<sventeq> masturbation is ok i guess, but chapped dick sux
<Jugernaut> I haven't put it in, that'll take all day
last updated: 4/22/99