<Rydia> [sdog] I'm a little peepee, short and stout, I try to unf girls but it just slips out
<Skittle> I phear cum.
<Rydia> <dorian> god i need pussy.
* Jason hax0red his penis :( it hurt
*** JohnnyCat changes topic to "I would sex0r chiqs if my hand didnt ask for it so often"
* Jason looks down
<Jason> OH MY GOD WHERE IS IT?!
<Jason> help, my hand filed rape charges against me :(
* Cluey gets out her 5 speed :P
<stuart> Usually when I come on here people talk about music. Now its 5-speed vibrators
<Jason> just like, bend over, grit yer teeth and close your eyes cause i'm plunging in
<Jason> thats what I want for my birthday
<Jason> free pussah
<Jason> cept you can't really gift wrap it
<Jason> give me good anal sex0r and I will awp yew
<imodz> paige: actually, I'll prolly end up jerkin' off before I go to bed,.. but ya know, IRC just doesn't *do it* for me.. :)
<stuart> Damn!!! I lost my detachable penis
<shrikey> 3 girls and 1 guy.. every mans wet
<Jason> shrikey: too many holes, not enuff toolz.
<stuart> Having to use a magnifying glass to masturbate.... damn it is the pits
<C-Man@ColdFury> Mark is as innocent as Jason's right hand
* Jason is now away: _masturbatiing to the lez's 3
some, bb in 15
* DJswift is also jacking off
<Jason> wank it good
<avery@BobCat> sean: you like sucking horse cock?
<sean@automatic> no i prefer goat cocks
<sean@automatic> goats are better than women
<imodz> I have a 2 inch cock!
* sockie@Chocobo vibrates
* sockie@Chocobo gets that funny feeling in his tummy
<Brian@Neve> EPU = Exceptional Penial Unit (I'm the only one in California who has this rating)
<tfreak@Chocobo> =MissSatan= oh man sucking on this pop is like a blow job
*** (Koala) Susan left the party line: but paige i have an unyding love for you
*** Annie left the party line: but paige.. i want to softly carress you by the fire .. one snowy montana night.. I can take your mind off Chris... forever.. just gimme a chance
<Jason@Koala> my peepee is large and hard
<Jason@Koala> it requires attention and loving care
* tfreak@Rydia strokes jason's long and hard peepee
<Jason@Koala> stroke it HARDER
<tfreak@Rydia> its so LONG AND HARD
* tfreak@Rydia bites his lower lip and yanks it harder
<Jason@Koala> IM CUMMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
* tfreak@Rydia wipes the sweat from his brow
<tfreak@Rydia> PAIGE JOIN IN AGAIN
<tfreak@Rydia> like you used too
<Xtant@Aeris> Girls run around licking and
groping each other
<Xtant@Aeris> But do you see guys running around sticking their dicks in each others faces?
<Paladine> this is better than jackdaniels and
<arnel> nope jackin'-off and pepsi roolz
<arnel> i like sperm wiff a hint of mint sauce on the side..
<Jason`> i'm serious, i wanna like, get my dogs tounge peirced, so he can hae more fun cleaning those vital areas
<Pv> paige: I'm a psychopathic pedofile.... can I have your picture? pleeeeeeease
<spg> i'd go for 'wanna check out my harddrive'
<spg> or for you floppy if you prefer
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* Dolz has returned, paige pee turns me on. (gone 29m24s)
<Jason`> Paige: see, what you do, is make it all wet wif water, and then you put it in a dryer for about 20 mins, it comes out nice and warm inside, and you put some lubrication in it on yerself and poof, instant orgasm within 2 minutes
<Doordude> I get to be in Paige's log file
<Amykins`> i get to be in paige's log, too
<Linne> /m paige and then a touch your warm soft little love mound with my hot steaming....
<jordan> EvilAdam, i only made love to my sister once, and i was drunk ;[
<Stallion_> Paige, if you were a stamp, id lick your back all day long!
<Jason`> sex requires penis, vagina, and one
<Jason`> YOU DONT PUT YER PEEPEE IN A VAGINA, YOU USE THE BELLY BUTTON!
<sockie@WBlake> ive got a bookmark labeld "leather cock rings ball streatchers spreaders "
* Jason` 9/f/horny/tight
<jenna`> Paige; ur mom is like neat in a horny kinda way =p
<jadedboi> im typing with one hand and im doing well enough
<Paige> jaded: *laugh* well if being horny means being the devil's friend, then he's my best friend *evil grin*
<Hawkerly> you should see what i do for $10
<SandKing> you know the song Smack My Bitch Up...you KNOW there's got to be a couple somewhere that when that song comes on they say "Honey, they're playing our song!"
* SandKing is 86/lesbian/arabic/320lbs/5'1"/likes pre-teen girls and s&m, msg me
<dzd> attention dzd> I HAVE A LARGE ERECTION RIGHT NOW
*** Merlin` (Fuckyou@stalker.toledolink.com) has joined
<Persence> Fuckyou@stalker.. hrm
<Merlin`> hi 13/f
<Persence> hi Merlin, I'm 53/m.. do you like older men?
*** Merlin` (Fuckyou@stalker.toledolink.com) has left
* DEATHpls shows Paige the goodness in him and pulls down his pants
<warday> i got those big titties all you guys like..
* crazy sports a chubby
* crazy takes his dentures out
<crazy> brb, finding my teeth
<crazy> "Oh, before you kick the bucket, think you could hike those legs up one last time?"
<crazy> "Hi, if you stand across the street, we could have sex"
<crazy> "Im cumming....*inflates lifeboat*"
* _Str|der_ is a 20/m almost 21/m who is upset cuz paige won't sleep wif him n e more cuz he snores, looking for a 17/f to replace her etc, msg me :) 6'0", buff, bidding starts at $200
<Tails> I WANT SPAM
<russbee@Enchanted> i couldnt fuck for 2 hours straight, well, maybe i could, but id have neosporin on my thingy for a week
* AcidKill sticks her penis between paige's buttocks :(
<dt-> wed screw till my dick fell off
<dt-> then wed get some scotch tape and go at it again
<MrMoose> Whoa! If the average vagina is 4-4.5 inches deep... I got dat shit filled up with my 4 inch snake!
<MrMoose> buldawg is now officially GAY! The
fucker is arguing with me in queries about his penis size
<MrMoose> "I swear! it's 7inches!"
<MrMoose> <buldawg> I can prove it!!! I can come over to your house, you jack me off for a while, and I'll prove it's 7 inches!!!!
<Sifl^> damn fellaz.. get an enlargement if it's that bad
<MrMoose> Penis Enlargers don't work... believe me, I've tried
<Tim> and I shaved my nads =/
<MrMoose> Paige~~> If you came to me, dripping wet in baby oil. I -might- fuck you
<GrmpyBear> ugh, don't you hate it when you get
sperm all over yer keyboard?
<GrmpyBear> i mean, that shit's slippery
<russ> I'm a poop eating mother fucker
* Paige dies
<Aurelius> * Paige dies <- *CHEER*
* Aurelius calls everyone, let's have a huge party!@#
<FLoodland> I don't know how to say this but
<FLoodland> paige.. your baby is bald
<FLoodland> do they come that way?
<FLoodland> does hair cost extra
<FLoodland> does a penis cost more too?
<FLoodland> is that why there are more girls than boys
<FLoodland> cus girls are cheaper
<^^MARE> i need big penises from any guy big penis pics please
<Rilke> heh, that's a sideways compliment :)
<Rilke> of course, he was probably complimenting your vertical in order to get you horizontal
last updated: 9/30/99