<amm> somebody peed on our router :(
<WH> Dianora: Why is it I get the feeling you like any animal that can kill a man in less than a minute?
<Dianora_> WH, some men deserve it.
* billn fondles b2
<billn> where has your penis been all my life?
<morkeleb> squrl wishes she were whipped
<sQurl> whip me spank me make me listen to countruy
* GoodFella looks at betwen his legs
<GoodFella> i have balls
<butnik> I never knew there was so much hair under a shift key
<SwedeMike> watch out for them sticky bits.
<amm>I spray "pam" on my bits so they dont stick.
<outcaste> Dianora: can you please code a coffee machine into 5.2 pls? :-)
<Dianora> outcaste, espresso or cappucino?
<outcaste> Dianora: cafe latte please :)
<darkson> though I won't of minded a blow job from smurfette.. she's hawt
<jimmie> lemme do persis brb
<Blaxatola> i think i will just go to bed and touch my penis
<tay> flash is gonna go fuck a dog now
* Phisher throws suessy a boner
<Da5id> there's nothing better than telling someone how to set up dialup networking while sitting at home with underwear on yer head =)
<Melody^^-> God it feels good to get naked.
<ThaDragon> nipple clamps?
<Rodder> jumper cables!
<jimmie> hey gnomy, finger paige
* jimmie beats himself
<jimmie> naw, i'm gonna get phisher drunk and take advantage of him
<digidog> everything I have is too short
<ty-e> Since MB kill Jimmie for weeding , can I kill fjoder for being a horse rapist
<Jon2> what's wrong kanan? :)
<Jon2> it making you horny to see me getting it on with a teenager? :)
<LarZ> the only thing I learned from anatomy was that boys have penises and girls have vaginas
<LarZ> oh wait.. guessthat was kindergarden cop
* boufa raises an eyebrow
* Riss raises boufas eyebrow and sees her an ear.
<piker> i'd give up IRC for a RealDoll
<piker> actually, i want my realdoll to have internet hookup
<jimmie> i was wearing peasiee's underware earlier.. it chafes
<Jon2> wow, i just wanked off furiously.. thought i was gonna make it bleed for a minute there
<Jon2> hmm, i hope all this spooge comes out of the carpet
<Jon2> sometimes my left nut hurts for no apparent reason
<SForce> i love me.
<SForce> and my peepee hurts.. brb - bathroom
<Gersh> I put out
<Gersh> I give good head too
<ModemMix> i would install a spell checker but the disk woldnt fi in mmy ear
* Mike-D gives up and gropes Jontew ;)
* Jon2 gets hard
<Mutt> Poking is great... but when you haven't had Poke in a long time and people are poking all around you, you sorta feel like you need to call your significant other and request a poking.
<jimmie> i have sex with cars
<jimmie> i go home at night and stick large sharp objects up my winky hole
<jimmie> then i dream of jon2 and masturbate
<digidog> nothing worse then expecting to see wimin with sperm on thier face and coming up with morks crotch..
<digidog> ugg.. I cant swallow
<digidog> i need a penis enlarger
<Jon2> normally i dream about jimmie
<Darkshde> mmm....17....forbidden fruit....
<habit> who wants to see my pussy?
* BugLrd & mopping up the jizz caused by my new pII 400 =)
<habit> what do u think of my pussy?
<billn> larz is old enough to bleed
<tober> I <heart> persis.
<morkeleb-> tober you <heart> anything with a hole
<Violator> no one has stuffed 2 D batteries up my butt yet
<habit> been a while since someone fwapped me upside the head with a penis dwight ;D
* andyd wonders how dwight got my penis
<outcaste> <--typing withb 1 hand
<Persence> mork: okay :) You?
<morkeleb> doin' god
<morkeleb> doing good
* morkeleb gets struck by lightning
<billn> if I make that laughing noise like he does, the roomies will think I just blew a hole in the wall masturbating
<jimmie> this is like the last night i can masturbate and stuff
<billn> got any old ladies you want me to help into traffic?
<brian2> koala bears are pissed off cause outcaste doesn't have enough penis to satisfy them
<Jon2> if everyone MUST know, i gave paige a vibrator for valentines day
<Jon2> and wrote my name on it
<Da5id> nothing like a gift that says "I'd do you"
<chriss> dickheads suck
<piker> my dickhead doesnt suck
<piker> it spits though.
<Jon2> you should know, since you've now had virtual sex with me morkeleb :)
* comstud # his meat.
<outcaste> I'm good in bed, I can sleep for 8-10 hours without any problems
<p9w> paige wont sexor me and _I_ get kicked?
* comstud has a small penis.
* mr-wankey drools pre-cum.
* hmz & taking "care" of myself.
<russb-w> im gettin fucked by jimmie more than comstud is
<jimmie> its no fun to sit here and play with myself, while typing on irc and watching tv
<digidog> my gf cut fucking 4 inches off. thats just bad
<russb> if i were paige, id let you fuck me hmz
<bud> i like 9 yr old boiiss
* jimmie strokes his server peenis
<Jon2> YOU WILL TALK ABOUT MY COCK HOLE OR YOU WILL LEAVE IRC
<Jon2> i'll be like "can't i just do it with my hand like normal?"
<Jon2> sometimes i like to just sit around and touch my bunghole
<Jon2> of course, a realdoll won't run off and sleep with another guy and break your heart
<Xney3> jon2: but they do tend to deflate
<clavo> help. these jeans are crushing my nutz
<ParaGod> Jon: if you're going to write your name on a vibrator, don't do it on a small cheap one... for god's sake!!
<ethos> my ass hurts :(
<Snooze> not enough lube?
<ethos> i shaved it
<habit> come on lines of the computing age: "wanna check out the open port on my hub?"
<madbomber> jon2 would do a goat if he could catch it in his shitty american car
<Jon2> ooh pubic hairs in my keyboard
<Jon2> i haven't masturbated in front of this computer in months!
<brian2> why is it that women want you to taste yourself after you get off?
<brian2> if i wanted to do that, i'd just aim for my mouth or something
* billn so long, I have to stick it bent double
<billn> so instead of coming, I'm going
* brian2 not john holmes, but not pee wee herman, either
<_cls_> my ex gf cheated on me with a guy who has a 9.5" dick, that bends in the middle :P
<brian2> bends in the middle?
<brian2> what, is it like perforated or something?
* _cls_ sits in b2s lap and plays with himself
<brian2> cls, if you get me pregnant with a god damned half-canadian baby
<digidog-> it was hard tho, cause she wasnt wearing any panties, and her bear was just there
<digidog-> and at this point , i cant get a date with a hole in a tree
<sQurl> man my ass is stillw et
<Jon2> i would do a 14 year old
<mr_bill> amy, would you rather I propose on irc? heh
<TurtleX> bill, if you dare
<TurtleX> i swear to god i will make sure your dick gets so much use that it turns black and falls off.
<sQurl> when do you want to do it craig?
<sQurl> will it fit in mine?
<frashtew> i think vibrating anal beads would rock
<morkeleb-> my penis is h00ge
<morkeleb-> i can't put it away
<Try> mork: unsnap it first
<Try> it comes off the strap on
<Jon2> a cat peed inside my computer
<sedriss> no im just putting a big bow around my crotch and wearing nothing else
<lump> my god, another vp walked in and saw the dog fucking the turtle.
<mr_bill> at 17, I was still wanking over national geographic.
<sedriss> paige would be hot if she didnt have a HUMONGOUS PENIS!
<_cls_> Paige : you know me, im just as bad as you, takes me like an hour to get off :P
<tay> what am I hungry for
<jimmie> i dunno you had my wife yesterday
<jimmie> holy crap did i mess up my thighs
<habit> what are u bidding on?
<jimmie> a giant stuffed penis
<frashly> mbundy:admin another irc server so you can get all the hot netsex pics from wanna be female opers
<sedriss> mbundy: why pay for no penetration.
* mbundy is Mr. 15 Seconds of Glory.
<tober> Mmmmm, masturbating.
<habitnc> what males think of as fun, such as farting, belching, etc, != what grrl's think of as fun b2...you haven't learned that yet?
<sedriss> I wonder if the smell given off my poop is flammable.
* Psybre pictures jimmie running around the house with a pair of boufa's undies on his head and nothing else
<Jon2> what did jimmie do to the roof of my mouth last night?
<Jon2> it hurts
<boufa> jimmie fits in it perfectly and i have plenty of room in the back too
<jimmie> I have a large penis, it is round and robust, i use it to clean my nails
<Farlow> BLU BALZ HAS BEEN REMOVED FRO MHIS DESK FOR SOME MORE SIGMA PI FUN! CYBERSEX WIL LCONTINUE LATER
<Calvin-> skatter - if you wake up with a used condom in your ass, I don't wanna know about it
<morkeleb> condom.c - floods a machine with cumpackets
<jimmie> hey, where are my pants
* Pup bent his wookie :(
<Paige> marcus, it wouldn't surprise me if even your hand rejects you :(
<marcus> sometimes it does
<frashtew> Paige: ever since I came out...well..
<redbird> Anyone have winnuke?
<TskChicgo> he's so hung
<tay> mika keeps jumping all over the keyboard, and already pulled the dongle out 3 times
<TskChicgo> paige - i suck everybody :)
<redbird> TSk is cute
* TskChicgo gets hot and bothered and strips on camera for redbird
<TskChicgo> ooooooooooh ooooooooooh oooooooooooooooooh
<TskChicgo> oh yea, oh yea
<Try> I did not have sexual relations with my server!
<sQurl> I'd put out for someone who buys me lots of shit
* outcaste likes to play with it
<rox-> _cls_, But this puss is just tooo sweet taseting
<Jon2> i wonder if you spooge blood if it means you've been wanking too much
<boufa> ( . )( . ) = squrl (.)(.) = boufa
<RoadWORLD> . . me =P
<wild_eep> can i poke you?
<sntacaren> doh it doesn't fit :(
* moogle hopes he can unfuck himself and finish school first.
<ParaGod> I bought my year's supply of comdoms yesterday.
<ParaGod> 4 pack
<ParaGod> Tsk: when you drop your pants and the chick says "Who the hell do you plan on pleasing with that little thing?"Say, "Me, of course!"
<sQurl> heh after that more than just my bra is wet
<tay> hey, that is the size they are
<tay> I need to make them smaller
<boufa> i think he has a big one :>
<tay> mike` is trying to steal my pussy
<Jon2> mmm, cock rings
<apropos> and i said "shdw, special hax0rs ride that lil bus"
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<boii:#twilight_zone> i once "dated" an irish chick
<boii:#twilight_zone> i had to dump her for my pride
<boii:#twilight_zone> the bitch would dirnk me under the table
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