#warez quotes

* MrDev has more fun bonking paige
<Paige> woo :D
<Paige> ;p
* MrDev stops and thinks
* MrDev unlocks the bedroom
* MrDev checks for little dev/paigeling
<Paige> hehehe
* MrDev runs in and grabs paige

* Jordy jumps up and down
* Jordy pants
* Jordy plays dead
* Jordy rolls over

<asudem> Pretty Sammy!
<Paige> asu :)
<SamF> hey asu
<asudem> Magical Girl Pretty Sammy
<SamF> asu: Im getting a JVC nuff said
*** asudem was kicked by SamF (pretty foot in your pretty face)

<SamF> jimmie: gag me with a modem
<jimmie> no modems :)
<SamF> hang me with a t3
<jimmie> t3's ya :)
<SamF> slap me around with that router of yours

### Psyber converts paige's vibrator from .5 milliamps to 200 amps
### Paige is gone (07:19PM): brb.. *bzzzz*

<Peasley> jordy doesnt strike me as the type of guy who will ever get laid *Grin*

<Paige> zed: dew I skare yew?
<ZED> Paige only when you look at me

* cfatigue is away. FUCK ME IN THE EYE W/ A SCREWDRIVER [sz on]

<anitrate> i can't get anything..even my own hand won't put out

<anitrate> forlamp: i wash my pubic hair

<Zakna> should i go get laid.. or sit here and wank

<iCePiK> I'll do it for 2, and wipe the cum stains up as well.

*** Paige- changes topic to "If your horny and you know it, use your hand!%$#"
* ZED runs to the bedroom
<DarkZead> WANK WANK

<novalogic> hrm, hold on, need to get my other boot off
<novalogic> shit
<novalogic> wrong channel

<path> immortal licked balls for O line

<WNoise> Damn i am SUCH a DICK
* WNoise pulls a condom over his head

<Pennywise> 10/female/prostitution

<cfatigue> anything with sps involved naked is bad bad thoughts

<immort> sps has taken so much anal I suspect your foot would get stuck if you kicked it, paige

* sps unfs paige doggy style and waits for her to bark

<Paige-> you're a whore sps?!
<sps> yes

<Cres> i gawt hair on muh nut sac =]
<Cres> i shave muh nose hairs
<Cres> and glue them on muh nut sac
<Cres> so i can brag

<N_R_K> someone email me some sudafed so I can OD on it

<Paige> cfat: can i fuck with you? ;p
<AtmaWeapn> paige: only if I can fuck with you
<clavo> paige, what about me?? :)
<Paige> sounds like a big orgy to me..

* Peasie starts to nibble on little sps
<sps> hey i may have a little dick but you cant nibble on it!

<DrmWEaver> My balls are hangin weird today
<jimmie> phil's been letting the dog suck him again :)

* Zig dips the wick

* eXtreme- kicks that bimbo pease off the channel.. now paige is ONLy woman.

<Paige> you're passing around an *IRC* bong
<Paige> that's really really 'leet'

* N_R_K tries to bottle Paiges sekziness and markets it... It make Paige the honorary #warez babe, it can work wonders for u too!

<mrr> alot of people are so horny they'd fuck a life saver
<Paige> doh that'd be one small dick

* Paige pets TCB
* TCB wags his tali
<Paige> lol
<TCB> WAIT. THATS NOT MY TAIL

*** clavo changes topic to 'having V. day with Rosie Palm? http://205.134.165.82/video.html '

* eXtreme7 puts on his lipstick
* eXtreme7 puckers
* eXtreme7 gets on his knees

* frashalso notes the only Palmala action he gets is Rosey Palmela and her five rosey sisters

<jimmie> i need some ky and a sheep

* Doxx licks up frashalso's pee

* jimmie goes outside to masturbate on his car

* frash sticks his bum in the air
<frash> i get horny

<Plugh> paige shaves?
<clavo> paige shaves???
<art3mis> paige shaves?!?
<Jordy> paige shaves???
<Paige> i shave?
(this is about some inside joke Shiek and my brother started, and is *NOT* about my legs *laugh*)

<Doxx> I hear everyone talking about unix.. is it like.. a new type of sun glasses or something?

* ZED pees on Paige
* spsycho licks zed's pee off paige

<clavo> paige has a massive claw that she can use to crush male genetalia.

<mrzigzag> fridays i wear G String and a tanktop.. and prance around ;)

<clavo> i wish skirts were socially acceptable for guys....kuz they are sooo fuckin comfortable.
<jugh3ad> more room for your balls to swing?

<Sputnik> Mmmmmm... ass dildo

<Stimpee2> damnit paige, you will find my deformed body attractive, I just have to get you drunk :)

<desys-> i'm a fag

<SeaT-eve> hrmmm there's a hand in my pants and it's not mine
<SeaT-eve> bbl

<immortal> my penis is cute
<immortal> do you want to suck it?

<clavo> oral sex on a guy is easier tho.......

<Lifendel> sometimes i use my left hand and close my eyes to make it feel like someone else..

* zig sucked my way to the top

* zig is 19/F/Boston able to lick on short notice. tight/trim figure. looks good in a mini.

* eXtreme- is pretty

<Stumble> like when I dropped a keyboard on her head when she was giving me head to try and get me off irc

<clavo> you can see me nude at http://207.0.0.1/clavo.html if you dont see anything right away don't be surprised....it's just my nutz pressed up over the cam lens.

<vortexia> I dont understand how woman can pose nood for a million people, I mean thats just sick, if I were female I sure as hell wouldnt want a million guys I never met jizzing at my pictures

<anitrate> unnnh.. oh god, I'M GONNA CUM!@!#@!

<Lamer-> Paige: my dear I am married and if I drove all that way there would be anal lube and bowed legs involved...

<JLsubZ> im getting THUG LIFE plastered across my scrotum

<eXtreme-> I use my time in bed to touch myself

* art3mis is away. (watching Cartoons and fondling myself) [SZon]

<clavo> they say rubbing alchohol makes you go blind......i can still sorta see

<clavo> i went out on an IRC date once..... she had 1 boob....in the middle of her head......a hairy chin......2 teeth......and a clown noce.

<Psyber> there's just something about licking the urine off of some drunk chick's unwhiped meat curtains that turns me on.

* PW removes his buttplug for immortal
* immortal licks the shit off the buttplug

<Stimpee--> I just bought a Penis Pump... But it is not to enogorge my penis full of blood... it is positive pressure so my penis shrinks... It is too big

<Psyb> getting a dung/semen mixture caked in the tip of your penis while fucking a chick's 5 hole rocks!!!!

<Clussy> hey it was my fucking kid, so i can fuck it if i want... =)

<novalogic> stumble; dude, when you live in Arkansaw like i have, you learn, the 10 year olds dont get preggie, go for them

<STimpee--> Plugh yeah :) I eat them... keyboard condoms...ummmmmm

<Jordy> pam anderson buys more silicon than a number of small countries

<MrLot> a sexual hug to jughead is when he pops a chubby and jizzes himself

<Revelate_> jug - my bunghole has hinged spikes like a parking garage.. DON'T BACK UP

* Plugh mounts clusters and dry humps him
* STimpee-- rubs his penis frantically around the carpet where clussy and Plugh stand

<STimpee--> Clussy send me Lesbian Child Fisting Lingerie Full-Penetration Anal Porn

<madbomber> there is only one thing that enlarges my penis
<madbomber> and thats boobz

<Psybre> i'll fuck you AND yoh fisheating friends cyanb.

<ShadowImg> if I hit on Paige will I no longer be a fag?

<N_R_K> I'm just not pumped up to do it

<Zakna> IM surrounded by HETEROS!!!!!!
<Zakna> RUN
<Zakna> RUN
<Zakna> RUN

<vortexia> they say the people who talk about homosexuality most generally have homosexual tendancies
<Zakna> oh but i dew :o

<clavo> i got some pics of my penis....just for you tcb. merry xmas

<TDF> Fat chicks are like mopeds, they're fun to ride until yer friends catch you.

<iCePiK> I have dreams of my g/fs pussy engulfin my head and sucking my brains out

<bandBLiSS> hey if you guys fuck me over one more time...i am going to tell everyone on irc every persons nick in this room.

last updated: 2/27/99