#warez quotes#warez quotes* PW takes his hands outta his pants
<zig> i get extremly exicited when pdm releases
<Psyber> i've lick a HELL of alot in my snatch in my life
<stimpee--> she's just my release when I come in
here
<DragonM> It wouldn't be so bad if you didn't keep getting your
release all over everything, Stimpee.
* DragonM really enjoys being married to a computer.
<Nomad_> Why do you think DM instists on a 3.5" floppy drive?
<a123b> wtf is #warez invite only? You guys are really gay. The whole point of warez is for it to be free. Free so EVERYONE can get in on it. Then ASSHOLES like yourselves come and take the warez channels... hope you fucking dog cunt licking pregnant mouse blowing pricks are happy.
<ShadowImg> what do you say to a women with no
breasts?
<in7> what ?
<ShadowImg> nothing
<Jordy> and the little hole in the middle gets filled with it
<dc-> you want head from a guy?
<Efudd> I give a crap who's sucking my dick :)
<Efudd> MY PENIS IS STUCK IN A IRC-SOCKET.
<DragonM2> I managed to get the ball stuck between her plump little thighs.
<in7> paige is 15, she smokes ... and has 10 bf's .... dont let her fool you
<Psyber> faked a couple orgasms with an exgf just so i could get off the bitch and go to sleep :)
<Studbolt> once I ate my neighbor's shit
<Sigmund> well...i once almost shot muself in the eye when this bitch was jerking me off and aimed my penis up when i blew my load.
<smaf> do I masturbate?
<smaf> at lesast 50 times a day, with a cheesegrater
<[eq]> its come to my attention as of late that most girls who say they are a "good girl" are usually just an microinch away from be all out nasty :)
<Cybr_Bich> never have anal sex with a chick with a full bowel.
<eteach> heh...my secretary went to a gynecological exam the other day and I asked her if they ever found what caused that smell.. :P
<stimpee--> Paige, you never seen my shaven scrotum hang on the trigger guard of a newly polished bench rest rifle
<art3mis> doxx, would you rather have a dentrist be putting his bare hands in yer mouth or a latex wrapped penis?
<Psyber> i have nightmares that i'm like a
bisexual drag queen dyke who dresses like a man and likes it when zig one fucks
her tits and blows his load all over her belly.
<Psyber> although i do remember dreaming that having my 36D tits
fucked and him blowwing on my stomach was a 100% way of making sure of no more
little zig1's running around
<in7> I need an Internet Girlfriend ... one I could take out to a Web site sometime .... go shopping with online ... and Netsex once in awhile
<in7> my idea relastionship is to have someone like, paige in an abusive type relastionship .... come home drunk ... beat her, make her get me beers while I IRC
<jughead> i'm having trouble navigating my penis in my hands
<ShadowImg> Paige: well just think of how many people in #warez have tried to get to where that kid is, no wonder it's not coming out :P
last updated: 5/8/99